Fake Crushes
There's an eastern-Asian boy named Wei Zhou in my senior class who I admire very much. He's extremely intelligent, creative, sociable, mature, funny, and an entire list of positive adjectives. So one day, I was talking to my friend Mathura and made one of my normal, weird statements, declaring something like "Wei is SO smart! He should totally donate his sperm to a sperm bank!"
How did Mathura react? She told Wei that I'm in love with him and want to bear his children.
Now, she's been doing this for awhile, telling Wei that I have some type of secret crush on him, and I've had to repeatedly deny it. But finally yesterday, after yet another attempt to convince Wei that I'm not infatuated with him, I said to Mathura, "You know what? I might as well give in. I'm going to pretend like I really do have a crush on Wei Zhou."
My fake crush started today. So far, I've had a good start on thoroughly creeping him out. Today in AP Bio the following conversation took place:
[Wei is working on his biology worksheet at the table behind me]
Me: Hey, Wei
Wei: Yeah?
Me: You look really hott in that sweater ::giggle::
Wei: .....oh.....why do you say that?
Me: It just makes you look really lean. You should wear more like it. Wear black tomorrow! Black is slimming.
[Mathura is hiding her face in her arms, her body shaking from laughter]
Wei: Um, Mathura, are you OK?
Mathura: Yeah! It's just...god, Rashmi, you're so creepy!
Ziton Sisters I
Usually don't do the sepia tone or feathered border,
but I thought I'd try something different
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